When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...................

Hillary and Obama were in a boat going down the river. The river was extremely rough. The boat capsized. Who was saved?


The Frog and The Golfer
A man takes the day off work and Decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he Notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is About to shoot when he Hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

The thought for today
Never piss-off someone who owns a backhoe.